1st Annual CPAC Competition and the Domination Dominatrix

The first ever CPAC competition edition of Games & Guns is up! Watch as host Stephen Gutowski competes against the National Review’s Jim Geraghty, Breitbart’s John Sexton, The Shark Tank’s Javier Manjarres, Mister Smith Media’s Michael Deppisch, Breitbart’s Ezra Dulis, Banana Republican’s Rachel Jurado, Slate’s Dave Weigel, and Dialog New Media’s Matt Scheffield.

But, first, check out the domination dominatrix.

Ok, now the competition!

Oh, and some nice elevator music to boot!

Floating Arms and a Gun

“Oh my God I’m just floating arms!!”

Seriously, why don’t you have legs in Left 4 Dead 2? Anyway, here’s the full episode of this week’s Games & Guns featuring special guest Rachel Jurado and CLOWN ZOMBIES!!

Scott Walker: Honey Badger

In case any of you missed this the first time around… which might not be a lot of you considering it was on the front page of Yahoo and garnered over 120,000 views… here is the Scott Walker tribute video I made with some friends.

Scott Walker. Total bad ass.

Oh, also, Buzzfeed says I forced my way into the political conversation through Twitter. Which is pretty cool and pretty true.

Anyway. I’m working on another parody video that should be out shortly. Keep your eyes peeled.

Biden Makes Fun of Obama for Teleprompter Use; UPDATE: Video Added

Biden

In a classically Biden moment our Vice President ripped on our President for his famous reliance on teleprompters. Biden delivered his joke while speaking to new Air Force graduates. From Top of the Ticket:

not content to leave without a jaunty ad lib, Biden noted that heavy winds were gusting through the ceremonies. One of his two teleprompters had toppled over. Alluding to the jokes of Obama’s reliance on the speech-facilitators, Biden added, “What I am going to tell the president when I tell him his teleprompter is broken. What will he do then.”

Oh boy. Please let the man speak more often. Dream Scenario: Obama replaces Gibbs with Biden for Press Secretary… if only.

UPDATE: For your viewing pleasure

Bobblehead Barack

obama bobblehead

Come on… will the merchandising ever end?

I mean how can I be expected to take this “monumental achievement” when its being cheapened to the level of the snuggie.

I mean sure this time Obama’s people weren’t the ones behind the cornyness, it was a minor league baseball team from Brooklyn or “Baraklyn“, but they’ve sponsored their own crap fests as well.

I swear the genius who came up with this promotion is a political satire savant. Just check out the full package: Continue reading Bobblehead Barack

Associated Press Cites Cookie Success as Example of Obama’s Change

No… I couldn’t make this up if I tried:

Want an example of the change Barack Obama is bringing to the country? Check out cookie sales at Baby Boomers Cafe in Des Moines.

Yes… that’s right, not only is Obama our new savior but he is now our new Pillsbury Doughboy.

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_I3br9m-68

Actually, judging by this comment from the owner of the cafe that Obama has shown his grace upon maybe he is a strange doughboy messiah combination, or, in other words, he is a savory savior:

“I think everybody just … thought, ‘Oh, great cookie, great president _ the world is a happy place. Barack’s going to fix all the problems and if I have a bite of this cookie it’s going to make me feel good,'”

The basic logic of the bailout/stimulus boys in DC

I think this video pretty much sums it up nicely:

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZmHDEa0Y20

I guess what we really need are some IBM consultants? or at least some people who actually are accountable for results… (and we need them fast)