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Shocker: Chrysler Won’t Repay Bailout Money

There goes that cash… straight down the money pit. But, hey, what’s $7 Billion among friends. Especially nowadays: Chrysler LLC will not repay U.S. taxpayers more than $7 billion in bailout money it received earlier this year and as part of its bankruptcy filing. This revelation was buried within Chrysler’s bankruptcy filings last week and confirmed by the Obama administration Tuesday. The filings included a list of business assumptions from one of the company’s key financial advisors in the bankruptcy case. Now, a pessimist might say that the bailout money has gone down the black hole that these failing companies

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Chrysler Expected to Fail Despite Bailout

Well, there’s absolutely no way anybody could have ever seen this coming. There was no way to ever predict anything like this. No posible way to figure out that the massive bailout madness would backfire and leave the tax payers holding the tab. Who would’ve thought that the brilliant thinking behind all of this could have turned out to be idiotic? But none the less most analysts now expect Chrysler to fail despite the massive amount of cash the government has thrown their way. These hideous numbers, reported by the Associated Press, tell the story of the idiocy that is

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New Chrysler Ad Campaign: Thanks for the Free Money America!

That’s the new ad campaign from our friendly failures at Chrysler. A great big thanks for the quick cash! Well I have a little message for Bob Nardelli and Chrysler. Most of America never wanted to bail you out. We are not happy that you got bailed out. And we certainly do not want you to remind us of your bailout! Thanks for nothing

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Massive Bailout Madness!!!

In case you missed the first go round we now have the pleasure of a take two which shall be appropriately named: Massive Bailout Madness!!! Who are the stars of this sequel you ask? Well I’ll tell you… First off, like any quality sequel, there is always one returning star. For this production that returning star happens to be AIG. The insurance giant wants billions more on top of the billions they received in Bailout Madness take one. But, like any sequel worth destroying a country over, this sequel includes a few big name newcomers. There is American Express who

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