The Government Wants Your Dick Pics | Games & Guns #10

This week’s episode explores the darkest of all government conspiracies. The one where those crafty bureaucrats use the Xbox One to take secret pictures of your dick. BEWARE!!

The whole thing makes you want to go on a RAAAAAAAAMPAGE!!!

And then dash the heck away…

1st Annual CPAC Competition and the Domination Dominatrix

The first ever CPAC competition edition of Games & Guns is up!¬†Watch as host Stephen Gutowski competes against the National Review’s Jim Geraghty, Breitbart’s John Sexton, The Shark Tank’s Javier Manjarres, Mister Smith Media’s Michael Deppisch, Breitbart’s Ezra Dulis, Banana Republican’s Rachel Jurado, Slate’s Dave Weigel, and Dialog New Media’s Matt Scheffield.

But, first, check out the domination dominatrix.

Ok, now the competition!

Oh, and some nice elevator music to boot!

Sporks, are they Evil? Yes.

What do you guys think? Are sporks unnatural abominations or are you a he-devil like Dan Joseph?

Also, I believe this week we captured the first candy machine assisted kill in VIDEO GAME HISTORY!

All that plus the National Rocket Launchers Association, Call of Duty Ghosts’ new gun game mode, the CBO’s report on how awful Obamacare is, and the sad Superbowl on this week’s episode of Games & Guns! Enjoy!

Floating Arms and a Gun

“Oh my God I’m just floating arms!!”

Seriously, why don’t you have legs in Left 4 Dead 2? Anyway, here’s the full episode of this week’s Games & Guns featuring special guest Rachel Jurado and CLOWN ZOMBIES!!