Archive for the 'Economy' Category

Fox Business Wins Suit Against Treasury

Looks like the Treasury will actually how to tell us all how they’re wasting our money. That’s the end result of Fox Business Network’s Freedom of Information Act lawsuit against them: FOX Business Network has won a victory against the Treasury Department in its Freedom of Information Act request for details about the government’s bailout [...]

Friday, February 20th, 2009

Chrysler Expected to Fail Despite Bailout

Well, there’s absolutely no way anybody could have ever seen this coming. There was no way to ever predict anything like this. No posible way to figure out that the massive bailout madness would backfire and leave the tax payers holding the tab. Who would’ve thought that the brilliant thinking behind all of this could [...]

Thursday, January 8th, 2009

Porn Industry Wants 5 Billion Dollar Bailout

In a move that has the potential to be the most egregious story of this entire massive bailout madness the porn industry will ask for a 5 billion dollar bailout. CNN reports: Another major American industry is asking for assistance as the global financial crisis continues: Hustler publisher Larry Flynt and Girls Gone Wild CEO [...]

Wednesday, January 7th, 2009

New Chrysler Ad Campaign: Thanks for the Free Money America!

That’s the new ad campaign from our friendly failures at Chrysler. A great big thanks for the quick cash! Well I have a little message for Bob Nardelli and Chrysler. Most of America never wanted to bail you out. We are not happy that you got bailed out. And we certainly do not want you [...]

Friday, January 2nd, 2009